remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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