Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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