D3 body, D1 cock
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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