We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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