Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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