yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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