Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Vodka?
Forever.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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