I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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