I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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