Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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