I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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