Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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(845): View more from New York

I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list

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(360): View more from Washington

He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone

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