I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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