we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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