If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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