I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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