help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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