ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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