I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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