dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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