so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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