She said her name was "party"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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