Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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