love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
