she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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