"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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