all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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