I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She announced her abortion via fbk
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
