for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
we should paint friendship bongs
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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