Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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