so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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