Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
