If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We got so high we made milksteak
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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