Can Purell be used as lube?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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