Kiss
Puke
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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