so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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