This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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