This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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