but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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