i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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