One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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