STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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