People in love make me want to vomit
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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