you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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