Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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