I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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