id be glad to
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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