the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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