So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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