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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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